"Tee hee!' to Wooley's comment.
Yeah. It's an awesome song. Nice to hear it in all it's high definition glory. I'll repeat some of what I said before. This is a very original (as far as I know) and creative concept. The lyrics are quite comedic and clever, and I (of course!) love the ukulele. The tune has a hint of longing but is still heavily playful and catchy. I've caught a couple of my friends humming or singing the song after hearing it. Good job! I'm an instant fan.